Red Numbered Calls Bring Fear Among Kenyans As CCK Completes Sim Registration

Have you received A call with a red number of late? Well if you haven’t then sources true or otherwise claim that you may soon receive one. Upon receiving such calls then woe unto you because you shall surely die. If you ask me this should be the biggest joke this side of the sahara this season. Red calls blue calls yellow calls or rainbow calls for that matter, it doesn’t make a different. The red call hoax has brought fear among the 20 million subscribers most of who use black and white screen phones. Safaricom’s chief executive officer once described Kenyans as a people with peculiar calling habits. Well this red call thing might just be one of those peculiar calling habits.

With the CCK having completed its sim registration campaign just a day coinciding with this satanic romour this makes it ironical because such is exactly what the Communications body wants to eliminate. The funny part of the Red calls rumor is that actually several guys have died after receiving the calls. If you ask me I would have a specialist perform a post mortem to actually declare the cause of death. Possibly could have died from malnutrition or stress. They also possibly could have received a call from one of the numerous promotions handing people millions of shillings in prize money. You see if the largest amount of money one has ever held is Fifty shillings, when you call him and tell him he is the proud owner of 13,000,000 shillings then death is a possibility.

So my dear Kenyans, don’t be afraid to pick you calls. You must just refuse to pick that call and it may be your boss announcing your promotion. It might be the shinda smart guys calling you to go and pick your Range rover SUV worth fourteen million Kenya shillings. It might be your girlfriend who has concealed her number to surprise you with a call to say she loves you. The possibilities are endless. But strangely enough Kenyans choose to choose the possibility of a Red call straight from hell!

The CCK has done its part and the era of terrorist sending threatening texts and prisoners making demanding calls from the comfort of their cells is over!